On August 4th an Amazing Thing Will Happen

Hiatus does not have any shows in July.

But almost as soon as August gets here, we will be performing perhaps the best rock-n-roll show you will ever see, hands down.

That is, of course, unless you do not come. In which case you will miss it.

Some people will miss it. That is just a fact. The Capital Brewery in Madison is a fairly large place, but it can only hold a finite number of people in the beer garden. Some people will have other obligations on their calendars, and unaware of how amazingly awesome this show is going to be, they won't change those plans in order to come and hear the greatest and best rock-n-roll show by any cover band ever.

Some of you may actually be doubting how awesome this show will be and think I am just wagging my tongue (fingers) and exaggerating. I think I pity this latter group the most.

We are not hiding the fact about this show and how amazing it will be. You can just look at the set list and tell that even on the basis of just the songs, people will be crapping themselves with glee. But when you see how these songs are presented by the uber entertaining Hiatus power trio, you will not just crap yourself with glee, you will literally have glee-filled projectile diarrhea.

We want everyone to experience it and be fulfilled.

But we can only lead a horse to water (beer)...

Oh, we play about 5 PM at Capital on Saturday 8/4. It's free.

Crivestivus Was a Blast!

I hope you were there!

It's Time For FREE BEER and ROCK-N-ROLL

It's literally true.

CRIVESTIVUS CRIVESTIVAL begins sometime tomorrow, whenever the hippies can pause their tube pulling and get it going.

I (Manwich) will be cruising up to Crivitz, WI via Osh Kosh, WI about 9 AM tomorrow.

Aqua and Hammer will arrive some time on Saturday morning, amply early to prepare for our planet-saving rock-n-roll set that commences about noon.

CRIVESTIVUS provides non-stop bands and unlimited free beer all weekend. Granted, the free beer avoids the legalities of liquor sales. But it also attracts hundreds of beer and music loving people who are super fun to party with.

Presumably, if you are reading this, you are going, or at least have a really good reason for not going.

Actually, it was touch and go there for HIATUS briefly. At the last minute, Hammer found out that THE MAN might want to send him off to Georgia for a critical work emergency (there is actually no such thing...it is a myth). THE MAN could have single-handedly destroyed the earth by preventing our earth-saving funkelicious music.

I am glad that didn't happen.

Anyway, our magnum opus at CRIVESTIVUS will be our sweet cover of NO QUARTER by Led Zeppelin.